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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Burning Man

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

#1) You love Dub Step–and by extension have no musical taste. (it’s true!) #2) You’re way over-hydrated and need to drop some water weight. #3) You have a brand new RV and it is far too clean. #4) Ibiza is *SO* played out… #5) You love Indian tacos! #6) Nothing says counter-culture like furry boot [...]

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Dear Beatport

Monday, January 17, 2011

Listen, we need to talk… I think we need to discuss our relationship and where it should be going. We’ve been together for a long time; four years I think? OK five. And we have done some of the most amazing things together. Things I will never forget and things I will always treasure and [...]

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