#1) You love Dub Step–and by extension have no musical taste. (it’s true!)
#2) You’re way over-hydrated and need to drop some water weight.
#3) You have a brand new RV and it is far too clean.
#4) Ibiza is *SO* played out…
#5) You love Indian tacos!
#6) Nothing says counter-culture like furry boot covers.
#7) The last time you wore a Utilikilt you were cited for indecent exposure. Damn you George Gascón!
#8) You hate America.
#9) Instead of just blindly accepting it, you really want to find out if ALL your base does indeed belong to us.
#10) It puts the lotion on it’s skin or it gets the hose again!